Biafrah’s Corner: The World’s Worst-Looking Web Sites

Biafrah’s Corner: The World’s Worst-Looking Web Sites

So, I cobbled together this here website using the graphic design greatness of Alex Fugazi and Ramrod (i.e., they designed the graphics and layout and I made it all work). For better or worse, I’ve been writing web sites since Netscape was the browser of choice, and Altavista was cooler than a Pets.com promotional t-shirt. As a result I have some serious bad attitude about crappy-looking websites. While assembling my “Top 3” list of the…

Devastation. 5 feet tall.

Devastation.  5 feet tall.

Look at it.  LOOK AT IT! The 15 year old in me has just died and went to heaven.  A heaven full of ladies in bikinis and robots. Now, the 32 year old in me says…’Yikes.  Those ladies will live to regret that photo someday.’ Here’s more- Get out of the way of the ROBOT! Anyway, this guy has done a pretty rad thing, making a PERFECT replica of the classic Transformer DEVASTATOR out of…

Invitational- 1 Wk Left for Subs and STOUT!

Invitational- 1 Wk Left for Subs and STOUT!

Wow…February is the shortest month, but dang…that flew by. There is still ONE WEEK LEFT to get your hands on the Tyler Stout entry into the invitational series, as well as ONE WEEK LEFT to buy yourself half-a-year of awesome with our 6 month Subscription to the series. Every subscription gets you the super-rare limited edition Wood Variant of Tyler’s print, as well as first crack at every variant poster we release through the series….

$8.75 and the Truth

I just saw the movie Push. I know I’m a little late in the game, but I want this recorded so that future generations will know. The children, I think of them. Now, I love super-humans.  I watched Jumper twice, even though Hayden Christiansen is, even without Lucas’ help, a terrible actor.  I loved the first two X-Men movies.  But I also loved Waitress, because it showed a different kind of superhuman, the kind I…

Death from Above!

Death from Above!

Wow…first Zombies, and now Deep Impact.   Austin’s getting fucked. During the Austin Marathon this weekend, mysterious fireballs were seen streaking in from the sky.  Now, fireballs are one thing, but that marathon totally fucked up my commute this Sunday.  I had to walk around several barricades to get my coffee.  Stupid healthy people. Where was I?  Oh yeah, the sky is falling- What happened was that several days earlier, there was the world’s (universe’s?) FIRST…

The Future is NOW.

Okay…okay.  I give up.  This is the greatest freaking thing in the world.  A wearable computer rig that will allow you to immerse yourself in wi-fi, allowing the data stream flow around you, augmenting your reality.  Now, this is just the test model…once you get this thing miniaturized, there will be no stopping this.  It’s one of those emergent technologies that we didn’t know we needed until we saw it.  The video is completely amateur,…

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Okay, so it’s easily the most viewed video on YouTube this week, but I’m constantly amazed at what I think is permeating the public consciousness is actually known only to a small portion of the populance.  For example, please note my completely misunderstood ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Time‘ dance a few years back at a friend’s party…it was much funnier in my head, and of course saying ‘it’s a youtube thing’ doesn’t excuse stupid behavior. BUT–…

Murray x6- shipped out and back in stock!

Murray x6- shipped out and back in stock!

So, look at these beauties that turned up at my front door yesterday- Damn those turned out nice.  Special thanks to the great folks over at D and L screenprinters for the great work as usual. All orders have been packed and shipped…look for ’em by the end of the week, or early next.  (Unless you live overseas, and that means 2 weeks?) Check out our fancy Tube Caps- And, once all orders were packed,…

This Is Why You’re Fat.

So I stumbled across this beautiful little piece of internet magic via a friend’s myspace bulletin, and well, it just seemed to blood clottingly delicious to not pass on. It’s called ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com and as far as blogs go (“The Stuff” excluded of course), it might just be at the top of the food chain…PUN INTENDED! With such delights as the coma inducing Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt… …to the heart-stopping Corn Dog Pizza… …right down…