So…you know how the Department of Motor Vehicles, no matter WHERE you live takes absolutely the worst photos, no matter what? I win the award for the worst ever.  EVER. First up- my last one: Pretty bad.  That photo is probably around 5-6 years old.  I look like I live under florescent lights, and that dark ‘halo’ around my face is actually a pretty pathetic attempt at sideburns and a beard.  I purposefully didn’t smile,…