So I stumbled across this beautiful little piece of internet magic via a friend’s myspace bulletin, and well, it just seemed to blood clottingly delicious to not pass on. It’s called ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com and as far as blogs go (“The Stuff” excluded of course), it might just be at the top of the food chain…PUN INTENDED! With such delights as the coma inducing Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt…
…to the heart-stopping Corn Dog Pizza…
…right down to the “I’m definitely gonna have a fucking heart attack after I eat this, but I don’t fucking care!” Hamdog. Which is, might I add, a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that’s deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg. Please observe the glorious beast below…
All I can say is…God Bless America, we may be the fattest country in the world, but goddammit, WE DON’T CARE! Put some more fucking cheese on that pile of lard or the terrorists win!!!
-Sean Robb
