I was Googling ‘Fuck Orko’ tonight, you know…as I’m sure you all have from time to time, and found this amazing rescued video brought to us by the geniuses at EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.

Yikes.  Thanks for the uplifting message Orko.  ‘There is nothing you can do to bring your parents back together…nothing.”

Are you telling me that Haley Mills was lying to me?  You can’t arrange a crazy-mix up to get your parents to find love again?

Go to hell Orko, go to hell. You have been ruining my life for over 20 years now, you faceless abomination.

-alex fugazi.

ps- I’m totally using that balloon trick to explain death to my child.  “I stuck a pin in the goldfish and he blew up.  There’s nothing you can do about it.”