For those of you that don’t already know, Sparks, the energy infused acoholic beverage, that has fueled many of my late…late…latest party nights, has officially REMOVED THE CAFFEINE! This comes as an interesting business decision to me considering this drink is actually rather fucking disgusting as it is…but who can turn down something that combines an upper and a downer in one sugar loaded can of glory? However, it’s official as of December 2008, Sparks was inadevertently laid to rest by its creators. Say goodbye to your sought after Spark Bombs and socially adoring Sparkle Berries while we endure the future of drinking without this alcoholic powerhouse we have all come to love, but mostly hate the next morning. Oh well, there’s always JOOSE! VICTORRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
-Sean Robb
