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TUBE SALE…OF DOOOOOOOM!
Posted by Alex Fugazi on Thursday, May 24th, 2012 at 7:02 pm

We haven’t had a Nakatomi-Wide tube sale since November, and man oh man, the dam is ready to BURST!  We’ve made some pretty strong proclamations in the past about our tube sales, but the early press on this one says it’ll allow you to see the golden city of the raptors at the center of the sun, command the dead to walk, and make YOU the half-time show at the Mayan Apocalypse/Superbowl in the year 2112!  (Please note, you might not actually want to stare at the sun- consult your medical professional.)

This time around, we’ve got some exclusive variant editions of some of our past prints that we’ve been sitting on going into the mix, along with a bunch of other gems!

Starting at 2pm CDT on FRIDAY (tomorrow), we’ll have ONLY 150 tubes for purchase for $50 each. Each tube will have 5 RANDOM prints in it-all suitable for framing. Some are considered ‘scratch/dent’ in that there’s minor printing flaws or a ‘soft’ corner, but nothing that won’t frame out.

One print in each tube will be an exclusive never-before-seen print by Tim Doyle that will never be available anywhere else! We’re going to keep the image under wraps so you won’t know what it is until you open the tube- BUT, the last few prints in this series seem to be popular!  (Warning, those links contain evidence of people flipping prints!) This print will be limited to 150 copies, making it the lowest edition one of the whole series.

You are welcome to buy as many tubes as you want, but you will receive a copy of the exclusive print in each tube. One tube per order- we cannot combine shipping- as we can only fit 5 prints in each tube!

On to the goods!

Exclusive variants! These are prints that we’ve had around for a while, storing them up for a tube sale like this! We’ve got a Black and White variant of King of Crabs (edition of 2!) A super-small run metallic gold version of Doyle’s ‘Tesla’ print, and a metallic white paper editions of Russ Moore’s ‘The Hero’s Triumph” (only 10 printed) and an edition of “The White Dragon” printed on the same stock (edition of 17!)  None of these print editions were ever available elsewhere, and won’t be available again.  Every copy we have of these prints are going into this sale!

“Unreal Estate” Scratch prints!  Just about EVERY print from the Unreal Estate art show at SpokeArt in February was printed with a split fountain (the fade in the sky) and split fountains can be tricky to get just right. SO- we have about 80 of these (spread across 10 different images) that were just not perfect enough to make the cut, but too pretty to trash. Others are perfectly fine except for a little ‘ink drop’ in the border here and there.  The regular editions of these sold out crazy fast on the SpokeArt AND Nakatomi sites, and this is your last chance to get ‘em from us!

Test Sheets! The first 100 orders will each receive a totally awesome and unique 18×24 test-sheet with each order! A test sheet is like 4 posters flying at your optic nerve at ONCE!  My personal favorite is that one in the bottom right, the two split fountains from SpokeArt’s Robocop print by Doyle stacked up like a playing card- awesome! Or the Kwik-E-Mart with the metallic skull and Jon Smith’s Rocky Raccoon floating ghost-like in the clouds! Here’s a better look-

Tears in the Rain oversized!  We have 25 of these going into this tube sale- originally a timed- release print, we printed a few extra AP’s to cover losses and damages in shipping, and had a few not make ‘the cut’ (if you look in the bottom right of the photo, you’ll see an ‘ink smudgie’ on a couple).  This print sold originally for $100, and we’re putting all our extra copies into this tube sale!

Wood/ Metal prints!

We’ve got 8 metal and wood prints that some lucky customers will get! Obviously, these will not ship in a tube- these orders will ship FLAT via FedEx or International Priority USPS, depending on where you live.  Also- if you are one of the lucky few to get one of these, you’ll also receive some of our one of a kind Chipboards prints!-

These chipboard prints are one-of-a-kind- we print on chipboard to test the screens and ink-mix when printing, and man, sometimes they come out looking great!  Since they’re on chipboard, they don’t roll too well, so we’ll be putting them into those lucky flat-packed orders.  We have about 20 of these this go-around!

This is only a small selection of what’s going in these tubes, with plenty more surprises!

With all this awesome, your odds of striking gold are PRETTY DANG GOOD.  Please note- you are free to make requests in the ‘special instructions’ field of the check-out page, but that is not a guarantee that the request can be honored! If you order more than one tube on successive orders, say so in the order itself and we’ll do what we can to cut down on duplicates!

5 prints, $50- you can knock off gifts for 5 people all at once, letting you cruise into birthday/holiday/apocalypse season with no worries!

Get your clicky fingers ready- we’ve never had a Nakatomi tube sale NOT sell out- we’re announcing the exact time of the drop as we don’t want to waste you people’s time waiting for a random drop. (Who has time to wait in front of your computer all dang day anyway?)  At 2pm the Tube Sale located HERE WILL BE ACTIVE FOR PURCHASE.

Thank you all!

-alex fugazi

 

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  • Bradley Spink

    I would kill for that DeLorean print!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! !

  • Anonymous

     No murder needed! Just buy ALL THE TUBES.

  • Bradley Spink

    I’m trying for 4 or 5, but we’ll see! I’ll make an extra special request!

  • Anonymous

     Bradley- thanks a bunch! If you do ever decide to resort to murder, though, I’m sure I could come up with a list of people. We’ll talk about it!  REVENGE! and Posters.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vincentbridgers Vincent Beethoven Bridgers

    I don’t know if I would KILL for that one…but I would do naughty…naughty things.

    Definitely after some of those Simpsons prints, I missed out when they went on sale last.

  • Kevintaylorrichardson

    Hi I am trying to work out what time this will be in the UK and I am getting different times as the blog says 02pm CDT but on the link to where tube sale is located it says 02pm CST

  • http://www.nathanbeach.com/ Nathan Beach

    Kevin!  It will be 8PM GMT.  It’s CST (central standard time) during the winter and CDT (central daylight time) during the summer.  DST (daylight savings time) is fucking stupid.  You can double check at timeanddate.com

  • Kevintaylorrichardson

    Thanks Nathan, I even had a couple of the girls in the office trying to work out what time it would be

  • Alexander

     Yeah I would also kill for that DeLorean print! That thing is SICK!

  • Ajay

    If we desire any specific print, should we mention it when purchasing? I am wondering if that will play any role in which prints we receive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vincentbridgers Vincent Beethoven Bridgers

    Is the test print for the first 100 in addition to the 5 other prints? or part of the 5 prints?

  • http://twitter.com/ZBurn Zach Burnett

    I am trying to order 2 tubes, but the store seems to have crashed and I cant load the page.

  • Bobo

     Website is CRUSHED :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/susan.giese Susan Giese

    tim doyle!!! wtffff i love your stuff and would never sell it on ebay.. yet i cannot for the life of me order anything you make… my heart is brokennnn

  • Alexander

     Yep! Hit the server error about 20 times! Hoping to snag one of these :)

  • Anonymous

    Underestimated your popularity a little bit eh guys?

  • http://www.nathanbeach.com/ Nathan Beach (nakatomi)

    It looks like the server is only managing to process about 7 orders per minutes, so do your math and keep trying.  We’ve still got tubes as of 2:30 CST.

  • http://www.nathanbeach.com/ Nathan Beach (nakatomi)

    And/or overestimate the ability of Network Solutions to deliver a service level that we pay a lot of money for… Good god.  Orders still coming in though.

  • Bradley Spink

    I tried for 40 minutes to get an order in after staying up until 5am and only got 1, so I hope that still counts! Dangit

  • Kevintaylorrichardson

    I ve been trying to buy one of the tubes since 2 but your system wont let me check out and know I cant even start again as i cant the item to the shopping cart

  • Keith

    Wow. Got in right away, couldn’t make it through the cart issues, and lost out. Sucks.

  • http://twitter.com/ZBurn Zach Burnett

    It took about half an hour but I did eventually get 1 order through.  Hope I get some good ones.

  • Stef6767

    I cant believe it screwed me like that!!! I tried 9 times to pay for it

  • Kevintaylorrichardson

    Same as me I have 2 in my order history that say declined because the check out crashed

  • Anonymous

    Frustrated a bit but what a wonderful problem to have- look forward to the next one.

  • Stef6767

    Did you get a order though? Cuz i got screwed

  • Kevintaylorrichardson

    I got screwed as well

  • Sad man

    Tried and made it right to finalizing my order and the server error came & I was never able to get another into the cart. I thought I got lucky because I got one as soon as it opened into the cart but never got to finsh the transaction due to server death. Congrats to the lucky ones.

  • http://www.nathanbeach.com/ Nathan Beach (nakatomi)

    Just a little follow up here on the performance issues seen during the last tube sale.  We have just implemented CloudFlare, which is a site performance optimizing and caching service for these kinds of situations.  I’m seriously amazed by the potential of CloudFlare so far, but we won’t see concrete analytics until we run with it for a few weeks.  And really, the true test will be another big timed sale.

    We’ve also talked with our ISP about temporarily ramping us up to a higher echelon of service during future big timed sales, which they can do.  So, basically, I think we’ll probably just do the sale the same way next time (that is, a timed free-for-all).  Sorry for the total e-commerce meltdown last time!

    – Biafrah Winfrey, CTO

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